Terms & Conditions

Welcome to Half Baked Housewives’ store !

These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Half Baked Housewives Corp’s Website, located at halfbakedhousewives.com, as well as the use, ordering, sharing, and possession of its products, and services. Pay special attention to the sections near the end labeled as or similarly to: Class Action Waiver; Acknowledgement of Risk, Local Acceptability, Indemnification & Limitation of Liability; Dispute Resolution & Agreement to Arbitrate; You Agree to Keep All Our Products Secure and Away from Minors, Impaired Individuals, and Pets.

By accessing this website we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use Half Baked Housewives’ store or products if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page. Destroy or return (if safe) any product you have if you do not agree with these terms and conditions.

The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and all Agreements: “Client”, “You” and “Your” refers to you, the person log on this website and compliant to the Company’s terms and conditions. “The Company”, “Ourselves”, “We”, “Our” and “Us”, refers to our Company. “Party”, “Parties”, or “Us”, refers to both the Client and ourselves. All terms refer to the offer, acceptance and consideration of payment necessary to undertake the process of our assistance to the Client in the most appropriate manner for the express purpose of meeting the Client’s needs in respect of provision of the Company’s stated goods and/or services, in accordance with and subject to, prevailing law in the state of Oregon. Any use of the above terminology or other words in the singular, plural, capitalization and/or he/she or they, are taken as interchangeable and therefore as referring to same.


We employ the use of cookies. By accessing Impel CBD Store, you agreed to use cookies in agreement with the Half Baked Housewives’ Privacy Policy.

Most interactive websites use cookies to let us retrieve the user’s details for each visit. Cookies are used by our website to enable the functionality of certain areas to make it easier for people visiting our website. Some of our affiliate/advertising partners may also use cookies.


Unless otherwise stated, Half Baked Housewives and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights for all material on Half Baked Housewives’ Store. All intellectual property rights are reserved. You may access this from Half Baked Housewives’ Store for your own personal use subjected to restrictions set in these terms and conditions.

You must not:

  • Republish material from Half Baked Housewives’ Store
  • Sell, rent or sub-license material from Half Baked Housewives’ Store
  • Reproduce, duplicate or copy material from Half Baked Housewives’ Store
  • Redistribute content from Store

Parts of this website offer an opportunity for users to post and exchange opinions and information in certain areas of the website. Half Baked Housewives’ does not filter, edit, publish or review Comments prior to their presence on the website. Comments do not reflect the views and opinions of Half Baked Housewives, its agents and/or affiliates. Comments reflect the views and opinions of the person who post their views and opinions. To the extent permitted by applicable laws, Half Baked Housewives shall not be liable for the Comments or for any liability, damages or expenses caused and/or suffered as a result of any use of and/or posting of and/or appearance of the Comments on this website.

Half Baked Housewives reserves the right to monitor all Comments and to remove any Comments which can be considered inappropriate, offensive or causes breach of these Terms and Conditions.

You warrant and represent that:

  • You are entitled to post the Comments on our website and have all necessary licenses and consents to do so;
  • The Comments do not invade any intellectual property right, including without limitation copyright, patent or trademark of any third party;
  • The Comments do not contain any defamatory, libelous, offensive, indecent or otherwise unlawful material which is an invasion of privacy
  • The Comments will not be used to solicit or promote business or custom or present commercial activities or unlawful activity.

You hereby grant Half Baked Housewives Corp. a non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, edit and authorize others to use, reproduce and edit any of your Comments in any and all forms, formats or media.

Hyperlinking to our Content

The following organizations may link to our Website without prior written approval:

  • Government agencies;
  • Search engines;
  • News organizations;
  • Online directory distributors may link to our Website in the same manner as they hyperlink to the Websites of other listed businesses; and
  • System wide Accredited Businesses except soliciting non-profit organizations, charity shopping malls, and charity fundraising groups which may not hyperlink to our Web site.

These organizations may link to our home page, to publications or to other Website information so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products and/or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party’s site.

We may consider and approve other link requests from the following types of organizations:

  • commonly-known consumer and/or business information sources;
  • dot.com community sites;
  • associations or other groups representing charities;
  • online directory distributors;
  • internet portals;
  • accounting, law and consulting firms; and
  • educational institutions and trade associations.

We will approve link requests from these organizations if we decide that: (a) the link would not make us look unfavorably to ourselves or to our accredited businesses; (b) the organization does not have any negative records with us; (c) the benefit to us from the visibility of the hyperlink compensates the absence of Half Baked Housewives Corp. ; and (d) the link is in the context of general resource information.

These organizations may link to our home page so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party’s site.

If you are one of the organizations listed in paragraph 2 above and are interested in linking to our website, you must inform us by sending an e-mail to Half Baked Housewives. Please include your name, your organization name, contact information as well as the URL of your site, a list of any URLs from which you intend to link to our Website, and a list of the URLs on our site to which you would like to link. Wait 2-3 weeks for a response.

Approved organizations may hyperlink to our Website as follows:

  • By use of our corporate name; or
  • By use of the uniform resource locator being linked to; or
  • By use of any other description of our Website being linked to that makes sense within the context and format of content on the linking party’s site.

No use of Half Baked Housewives’ logo or other artwork will be allowed for linking absent a trademark license agreement.


Without prior approval and written permission, you may not create frames around our Webpages that alter in any way the visual presentation or appearance of our Website.

Content Liability

We shall not be hold responsible for any content that appears on your Website. You agree to protect and defend us against all claims that is rising on your Website. No link(s) should appear on any Website that may be interpreted as libelous, obscene or criminal, or which infringes, otherwise violates, or advocates the infringement or other violation of, any third party rights.

Your Privacy

See Privacy Policy

Reservation of Rights

We reserve the right to request that you remove all links or any particular link to our Website. You approve to immediately remove all links to our Website upon request. We also reserve the right to amen these terms and conditions and it’s linking policy at any time. By continuously linking to our Website, you agree to be bound to and follow these linking terms and conditions.

Removal of links from our website

If you find any link on our Website that is offensive for any reason, you are free to contact and inform us any moment. We will consider requests to remove links but we are not obligated to or so or to respond to you directly.

We do not ensure that the information on this website is correct, we do not warrant its completeness or accuracy; nor do we promise to ensure that the website remains available or that the material on the website is kept up to date.


To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all representations, warranties and conditions relating to our website and the use of this website. Nothing in this disclaimer will:

  • limit or exclude our or your liability for death or personal injury;
  • limit or exclude our or your liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation;
  • limit any of our or your liabilities in any way that is not permitted under applicable law; or
  • exclude any of our or your liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law.

The limitations and prohibitions of liability set in this Section and elsewhere in this disclaimer: (a) are subject to the preceding paragraph; and (b) govern all liabilities arising under the disclaimer, including liabilities arising in contract, in tort and for breach of statutory duty.

As long as the website and the information and services on the website are provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature.

Class Action Waiver

By using our store, its products and or information you waive any right to assert any claims against us as a representative or member in any class or representative action, except where such waiver is prohibited by law or deemed by court of law to be against public policy. To the extent either party is permitted by law or court of law to proceed with a class or representative action against the other, you agree that (i) The prevailing party shall not be entitled to recover attorney’s fees or costs associated with pursuing the class or representative action (not withstanding any other provision in this agreement), and (ii) the party who initiates or participates as a member of the class will not submit a claim or otherwise participate in any recovery secured through the class or representative action.

Acknowledgement of Risk, Local Acceptability, Indemnification & Limitation of Liability

By using this store and or its products or information, you agree that you recognize that there are certain inherent risks associated with using, applying, preparing, ingesting, and even through mere possession or ordering of any of our products including but not limited to the loss of job or professional license or membership for such use or possession and or the cost and expenses of your own defense. You assume full responsibility for personal injury to yourself or others from your use, ordering and possession of our products or from the use, ordering and possession by others who have gained access through you to the products and information offered through this website. You represent and warrant to us that all your local jurisdictions accept the content and labeling our products as displayed and labeled on our site and that they meet all the conditions for acceptability in all your local jurisdictions and the jurisdictions where you use, consume, transport or possess them. You further release, discharge and indemnify, Half Baked Housewives, all of its parents, owners, brands, managers, employees, and contractors for injury, loss or damage arising from use, possession, transportation, or ordering or causing any of the same from losses associated with these risks be it harm to you or others you aided in obtaining goods from here. In any case you agree that our maximum liability is the cost you paid for the goods minus any shipping to you.

Dispute Resolution & Agreement to Arbitrate

You agree you will attempt to resolve any dispute arising out of or relating to the use of our site, its products, information and services through friendly negotiations among the parties. In the event there are any disputes or controversies that arise which cannot be resolved through friendly negotiation you waive your right to litigate these issues in court and instead elect to have these disputes resolved through arbitration. You agree that any such disputes are to be arbitrated through the American Arbitration Association and that the parties agree to abide by the rules of the Consumer Arbitration Rules. We may in our sole discretion opt to pay you the full amount of our maximum liability as described in Acknowledgement of Risk, Local Acceptability, Indemnification & Limitation of Liability section of this Terms and Conditions agreement to immediately settle any dispute before, after, or during arbitration without further liability for any and all claims.

You Agree to Keep All Our Products Secure and Away from Minors, Impaired Individuals, and Pets

You agree to store all of our products safely away from minors, otherwise impaired individuals, and pets at all times. Kids in particular are curious or clueless about drugs and pets have no knowledge of dosing concepts. You agree to store our products securely so as to prevent access to them by these groups.

States Excluded

A few states have enacted specific laws to exclude even federally legal CBD and Delta 8 and not outside of them.  While the legal concept of Federal Preemption probably will prevail in the end, in the interim, until such disputes are firmly settled, we choose to respectfully and intentionally defer to any state and or local jurisdictions intent to exclude our products.

For now, out of a desire to comply with and respect local prohibitions, we will not ship CBD or Delta 8-THC products the following states:

Alaska, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, Rhode Island and Utah 

Potency Claims

What about potency claims on labels vs results, sometimes they are slightly different?  How are potency claims calculated and made?

We have the most accurate testing and label claims by design.  Half Baked Housewives’ products are formulated to be spot on with the label claims using the laboratory results from the most proximate concentrated cannabinoid ingredient and homogenized (mixed) to have even dosing throughout the product.  For example, you can get about a half dose from about a half tablet etc.  Always be sure to shake any liquid products before using just in case they have separated. 

For super math geeks…. We accept up to 15% variance between the final certificate of analysis (COA) and the actual known product formulation potency calculations doing the math using the most proximate concentrated ingredient result and batch weights to calculate the actual label claim.  This is the good science approach and is half of the intralab variance allowed by Federal ISO 17025 standards for the testing laboratories themselves.

Why is the calculated label claim the most accurate potency claim vs. just using the last result?  In measurement science, you get a more accurate quantification from a pure thing than from a thing mixed with other ingredients called the product matrix.  (Count the chocolate chips BEFORE you put them into each cookie to get the best estimate of the number of chocolate chips in any one cookie, not after you bake the cookies!)  To test CBD or THC potency “in matrix” the lab must first extract the molecules from the matrix.  This is like picking out the chocolate chips from the baked cookies, not the best way to be confident of the chocolate chip count for sure!

Testing a finished matrix introduces profound error tendancy vs. just testing the pure concentrated ingredient before it is mixed with the things that make the quantification so much harder in our testing labs.  ie:  Measure chocolate chips carefully before you add them to the batter.  We have many years of experience with this reality the known pre-cooked chip count as long as the final “count” is within 15% of the pre-cooked count.

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the FDA.  The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research.  These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.  All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from healthcare practitioners.  Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product.